1 00:00:16,430 --> 00:00:19,310 Excuse me? I'm going to borrow the car. I'm going to go hang out with some 2 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:20,310 friends. 3 00:00:20,790 --> 00:00:22,350 Who are we hanging out with? 4 00:00:23,530 --> 00:00:27,110 Just Tyler, Adam, Steve. 5 00:00:28,470 --> 00:00:29,470 Just a couple friends. 6 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:32,090 You know, I don't really like those guys. 7 00:00:32,409 --> 00:00:33,590 They're kind of shifty. 8 00:00:34,510 --> 00:00:36,930 We're just going to go to the movies or something. 9 00:00:37,510 --> 00:00:38,510 I don't know. 10 00:00:39,530 --> 00:00:40,930 It's not going to be anything crazy. 11 00:00:42,670 --> 00:00:43,950 So you're going to go to the movies. 12 00:00:44,270 --> 00:00:47,310 My stepdaughter is going to go to the movies with four guys. 13 00:00:47,950 --> 00:00:48,909 Three, but yeah. 14 00:00:48,910 --> 00:00:51,990 Who I think are probably drug addicts. No, they're not. 15 00:00:52,270 --> 00:00:53,109 And they're unemployed. 16 00:00:53,110 --> 00:00:54,990 And they're what? They're 25, 17 00:00:55,930 --> 00:00:56,950 28 years old? 18 00:00:57,370 --> 00:01:00,410 Yeah. They're not unemployed, though. And how old are you? 19 00:01:00,730 --> 00:01:05,150 19. Did you think that's smart for a 19 -year -old? My 19 -year -old daughter to 20 00:01:05,150 --> 00:01:06,350 be hanging out with guys that are almost 30? 21 00:01:06,890 --> 00:01:07,890 So? 22 00:01:08,750 --> 00:01:09,830 I'm an adult. 23 00:01:11,330 --> 00:01:12,330 Okay, I just... 24 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:16,960 I just, I'm trying to, I just, I'm worried about you. You're going for the 25 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:23,100 summer, and it's, you're hanging out with these weirdos, and I really want to 26 00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:24,100 miss you pregnant or something. 27 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:25,280 Daddy, I'll be fine. 28 00:01:25,580 --> 00:01:26,580 Nothing's going to happen. 29 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:28,680 Okay, but no drinking? 30 00:01:29,060 --> 00:01:30,780 No. No drugs? 31 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:33,140 No. No geek bar? 32 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:36,640 No. Okay, no other illegal activities? 33 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:37,979 Nothing illegal. 34 00:01:37,980 --> 00:01:38,619 You promise? 35 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:39,620 I promise. 36 00:01:40,590 --> 00:01:44,390 Okay, just be safe and have fun, okay? Okay. When are you going to be back? 37 00:01:45,150 --> 00:01:48,070 I don't know, probably later tonight. I don't know. 38 00:01:48,610 --> 00:01:50,370 We might go do more than just the movies. 39 00:01:52,250 --> 00:01:55,270 Okay. Love you. Love you. 40 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:40,960 Thank you. 41 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:20,680 Dad? 42 00:04:30,030 --> 00:04:31,350 I thought you were someone else. 43 00:04:33,410 --> 00:04:38,730 What do you do? You did this. Okay, first off, I didn't do anything. 44 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:45,650 You stuck it in your pussy. 45 00:04:47,550 --> 00:04:48,550 You're my dad. 46 00:04:49,830 --> 00:04:55,050 Yes. I thought you were someone else. There's no... What were you doing last 47 00:04:55,050 --> 00:04:56,610 night? Why are you in my room? 48 00:04:57,510 --> 00:04:59,970 I... Maybe you had a little too much fun. 49 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:03,670 Okay. 50 00:05:04,730 --> 00:05:05,730 Listen. 51 00:05:07,330 --> 00:05:08,610 We don't tell your mom about this. 52 00:05:09,190 --> 00:05:10,510 Right? Right. No. 53 00:05:11,070 --> 00:05:12,070 Absolutely not. 54 00:05:12,090 --> 00:05:18,010 Okay. And this... I mean... It really wasn't my fault. I could have stopped 55 00:05:18,050 --> 00:05:19,470 I guess. I didn't know what was going on. 56 00:05:20,010 --> 00:05:21,010 Yeah, get out. 57 00:05:22,010 --> 00:05:23,310 Yeah, I should take my penis out, right? 58 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,340 Yeah, so you can comment, right? Yeah, yeah. 59 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:46,360 Because we're, yeah. Yeah. That makes sense. 60 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:18,460 Since we're already kind of... I mean... Yeah, I mean, like, we're already 61 00:07:18,460 --> 00:07:19,460 kind of... Yeah. 62 00:07:20,260 --> 00:07:21,260 Can I... 63 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:43,400 It's like an accident, you know? 64 00:07:44,940 --> 00:07:45,940 Yeah, I guess. 65 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:47,760 I mean, I thought you were someone else. 66 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:54,340 Yeah, that's... You know, I probably should have... 67 00:07:54,340 --> 00:07:57,420 It's not true. 68 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:02,620 I just... My thing was originally hard, you know? 69 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:10,180 I mean... I don't know how it was hard on your stepdaughter. 70 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:19,700 You must think I'm hot or something. 71 00:08:20,540 --> 00:08:23,280 Oh yeah, you're pretty hot. I mean, it's pretty tall. 72 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:25,000 I don't know what you like. 73 00:08:32,539 --> 00:08:35,039 This doesn't make me like a bad dad, does it? 74 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,059 I don't think so. 75 00:09:32,609 --> 00:09:35,270 We just went to the movies, we didn't do anything 76 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:19,920 My dad, your dick's so big. 77 00:10:22,380 --> 00:10:24,340 Your mom doesn't really appreciate it. 78 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:28,840 Unless she should. 79 00:10:38,460 --> 00:10:44,020 Can I sit on it? 80 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:45,500 Yeah. 81 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:00,720 Super nice. 82 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,960 Oh, Dad, you fuck really good for an old guy. 83 00:21:45,420 --> 00:21:46,420 Are you sure?